DO NOT mess with Roy Keane, and a trick to try down the swimming pool...

Deep breath....and relax. What a week it's been in old Ipswich Town - Simon Clegg arrives, Jim Magilton gets axed and Roy the saviour sweeps into Portman Road fully-armed with his patented dead-eyed killer stare, iron-jawed determination and not to be...

Ronaldinho's younger sister plays for Ipswich and some cycling carnage

Go with me on this. Imagine for a moment that ankle-breaking Brazilian footballing genius Ronaldinho was to have a younger sister who also played the beautiful game. Imagine said sister also got on the books at Barcelona before moving to Tottenham...

Video game styles help knock a man spark out, plus a football coach goes on the rampage

Regular readers of this blog will know that I'm more than a bit partial to a spot of mixed martial arts (MMA) action and this weekend, while trying to avoid chocolate at all costs - less than three months now before I make an honest woman of the...

Breaking wind will get you booked, plus the goal of the season

There are many ways to attempt to distract a penalty taker as they stride up to the spot, from the good old macho staredown to the Grobbelaar wobbly legs, time-wasting ploys and straight forward smack-talking. I had never heard of...

Questionable sporting lookalikes and the best website in the world....

It's strange how things can capture your imagination. They stick in your head, rendering you unable to think of much else and have a habit of popping into the already overcrowded brain at the most inconvenient of times. This is happening to me - I'm...